don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
