His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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