creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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