For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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