She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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