i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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