I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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