I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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