Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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