I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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