Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
