In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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