the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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