She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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