Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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