so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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