I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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