No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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