You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
