yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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