Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
