this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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