Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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