we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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