I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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