omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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