How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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