jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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