You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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