She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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