just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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