the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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