it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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