I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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