Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
