i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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