I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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