i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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