Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I currently don't understand fingers.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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