I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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