I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
