He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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