did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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