The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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