i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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