you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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