She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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