I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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