Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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