Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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