I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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