Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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