How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
COCAINE IS GR8
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