did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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