Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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